The now famous Blog of the worst kind engages in deep thought to contemplate meaning of Blog, seeking self-actualization by pondering the deep primordial question as to the reality of Blog form , an electric binary encoded silicon cyber existence, where Blog’s philosophy department teams up with Blog’s devoted theology scholars, seeking definition of Blog.
While great Blog thinkers of philosophy and divinity contemplate their navels, the legal beagles turn to court sage, Judge Titus, for his colonial opinion of blog in the form of a bulletin board on private property, hosting postings for the curious, the interested, the willing, the intellectually adventurous, the literate. If no one is curious, postings hold no existence. Natural philosophers suggest unread printed prose is merely ink soaked cellulose lacking meaning, devoid of understanding, unprocessed by human brains; akin to a tree that does not fall in the forest, not making a sound to the listener, who is not there. Deepness is deep. But the wise judge opines a blog is like a bulletin board, it does not send messages, it does not communicate, it merely responds to singular file requests, a blog is a bulletin board in cyberspace, blog seeks no one, a sharp contrast to telephone calls, letters or e-mails specifically addressed to and directed at another person, a difference fundamental to First Amendment protections.
A corollary follows that Blog cannot ‘communicate with’ anybody, nor can a library book ‘communicate’, by being merely ink on paper, bound with a cover sitting on a dusty shelf until the curious human applies brain power to convert inked letters to words, to sentences by willful act of reading. Blog cannot communicate with a specific person, only the specific person demands server downloads, by actus reus of mouse click, where personal computer compiles binary code into readable language and viewable images. Suffering emotional distress for exercise of free will is a private matter; blaming Blog for self-induced harm flows from perverted ideology that McDonald’s is liable for obese customers, a purely alien concept to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Blog finds no physical form, merely a transient spirit, summoned forth to fertilize anemic intellect with food for thought, Blog transcends cyberspace, ethernets, rides fibre optic light, transmits beyond the visible spectrum, wifi can’t be seen, but, Blog sees all. Blog finds solace in kindred spirits, in the minds of the future, rooted in cultures of the past, Blog finds voice in echos of intellect, Blog rises on foundations of humanity, inspired by the miracle of creation, in light of the deity of the Creator, Blog foretells the ancient word, Blog pursues evil, the devil’s nightmare, the holder of truths, the exposer of the unclean, tormentor of the wicked.
Blog thinks, therefore it is.
Deep.
