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Misty’s Misconduct

FreedMarcroft, the all women, man hating, family law, assemblage of sisters of the smelly tampon put on a show of shear incompetence before Judge Constance Epstein at the Hartford Family Circus on Tuesday. Misty Simmons, demonstrated her physical dexterity to support her short, wide, obese frame upon high heels, pressing holes in the carpet as she wobbled before the bar, a truly grotesque human form;… Read More »Misty’s Misconduct

Recovering Queen

The now famous blog introduces Attorney Misty Simmons, billed as the ‘RECOVERING QUEEN’ by the dykish firm of FreedMarcroft. Misty has taken over the Sakon case after the departure of blog favorite Attorney Jenn Shukla. Misty promises to be bloglicious as her childhood was even more fucked up than Jenn’s. Misty’s ingrained father hatred is rooted in her defective upbringing by her single mom, unwanted… Read More »Recovering Queen