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Detective Zachary Klomberg

Police Privacy!

    The now famous blog is even more famous, as Judge Sefan Underhill, the queer judicial authority of the federal District Court of Connecticut has ruled that police privacy needs to be protected from ravages of the First Amendment, the internet, and this blog!!! The blog takes this opportunity to thank the federal court for providing a bloglicious opinion that Bloomfield Police Officers need privacy protection, because their property records are on the internet, and Attorney Ryan McGuigan was Matthew Couloute’s escort the night of making the fabricated criminal complaint of custodial interference. Nothing like a Connecticut pedo child trafficking story to pique public interest in the criminal justice system that… Read More »Police Privacy!

    Litigation Context?

      Time to dissect more lawyer speak. The Orwellian word salad of Attorney Kristan Maccini of Howd&Ludorf has caught the attention of the now famous blog’s editorial staff. As medieval alchemists plied their trade of turning lead into gold for gullible kings, today’s lawyers mix meaningless words to create alien legal concepts inflicted on society thru incompetent courts ruled over by equally twisted judges. The mentally deranged Maccini, under the expert supervision of managing partner Tom Gerarde, pleads in federal court that four municipal employees of the Bloomfield Police Department need a protective order to guard against criminal conduct of the internet and the pesky requirements of the First Amendment. Maccini… Read More »Litigation Context?