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Attorney Kristan Maccini

Expert Lies

    In the fabricated reality of modern society, duped peasants are to believe a dumb kid with a gun, badge, and attitude, and a puppy on a leash, is omnipotent in matters of law, where mere suspicion of probable cause grants authority to void the power of New York State courts, in denial of the full, faith, and credit clause. Truly an amazing claim by Officer Brandon Danaher, a K9 officer of the thin blue donut whores of Bloomfield Police. Puppy cop is so stupid that his actions betray the obvious direction by Attorney Ryan McGuigan to arrest mom, forcing the surrender of Matthew Couloute’s abused daughter. McGuigan held cause to… Read More »Expert Lies

    Litigation Context?

      Time to dissect more lawyer speak. The Orwellian word salad of Attorney Kristan Maccini of Howd&Ludorf has caught the attention of the now famous blog’s editorial staff. As medieval alchemists plied their trade of turning lead into gold for gullible kings, today’s lawyers mix meaningless words to create alien legal concepts inflicted on society thru incompetent courts ruled over by equally twisted judges. The mentally deranged Maccini, under the expert supervision of managing partner Tom Gerarde, pleads in federal court that four municipal employees of the Bloomfield Police Department need a protective order to guard against criminal conduct of the internet and the pesky requirements of the First Amendment. Maccini… Read More »Litigation Context?

      Federal Smackdown!

        Federal judge smacks Bloomfield Police Officer for false arrest of mom. Judge Underhill, U.S. District Judge of Connecticut has allowed a civil rights suit to proceed against Bloomfield Police Officer Brendan Danaher, the puppy cop who did a favor for Matthew Couloute of Georgia in arresting his ex-wife on trumped up felony charges. Blog aficionados remember this case in previous posts: K9 Officer, Claim 25330, Publicity, Prosecutorial Fuckery, Address, Nolle and Fuckery Dismissed. All about Matthew Couloute’s manipulation of the state’s criminal justice system to abuse his x. Short recap of the drama is that deadbeat dad abandons his battered ex and daughter by moving to Georgia. Mom and child… Read More »Federal Smackdown!