Streeto’s Connecticut Judicial Candy Scandal

Judge Melissa Streeto’s x-rated candy “gag gift” scandal exposes Connecticut judiciary’s shocking misconduct and culture of courtroom deviancy.

NOTE: This piece is written in the “classical style” of TheFamilyCourtCircus.com Blog and is intended to offend. Reader discretion is advised.

By Wm. J. LePetomane

Judge Melissa Streeto of the infamous ‘habeas’ docket in Rockville makes her blog debut in a most erotic form. The judicial authority and former prosecutor graced the desks of her subservient clerks with sweetness that only a deranged deviant mind could conjure. Perhaps revealing her dark dom eroticism, master over slaves, she left a loving note for each of her darlings, in fond remembrance, with heartfelt hug and a kiss, XO. Exciting herself by wearing latex beneath her black robe of the Superior Court, Judge Streeto left love gifts to her subs in the form of a bag of dicks to be sucked on command. A tender, sweet, erotic act of a state employee paid $200k/yr in supervision of minions in the infamous judicial branch of the Connecticut State government. A bag of colorful, sweet, hard candies in form of cock & balls to the subs from the dom, exemplifying just how fucked up the judge club has become. Infected with arrogance, supremacy, deviancy, choseness, masters of goyim, the jewdiciary has departed from purpose of government of the people, for the people, by the people; transforming into a cesspool of demented behaviour, bizarre intellect, incomprehensible opinions, and now exposed sexual deviancy to bolster public confidence in the fact the branch cannot be trusted to perform its function. The insanity of the branch ranges from immunity for a white boy driving a black limo owned by a quasi indigenous tribe, by opinion of blog star Chase Rogers, to drunk driving Curtissa Cofield sideswiping a police cruiser, to Elliot Solomon’s improper sealing of Bozzuto’s divorce file, to Robert Devlin’s minimal punishment to a child raping policeman, to Barry Pinkus’s death sentence on Baby Aaden, to now generous distribution of bags of dicks to suck. Only within the independent judiciary will this behaviour go unpunished, where in any sane organization, the provider of sweet suckable dicks would be summarily dismissed for creating a hostile work environment, incurring liability of grand financial suffering to the bottom line. But hey, this is Connecticut, chosen state elites are insulated from the real world, while the public is left to foot the bill of impropriety, for which the judge club cares not, as it is just goy money, judicial immunity protects extreme deviancy, to children’s displeasure.

The infamous Chief Administrative Judge Elizabeth Bozzuto used several meaningless words to brush the exposed misconduct aside, as she is more a carpet muncher than a dick sucker. Bozzo assures the public that Judge Streeto will be ‘re-trained’. The branch issued an official statement:

Judge Bozzuto has spoken with Judge Melissa L. Streeto and has made it clear that she, as well as the public, expect the highest level of professionalism from a Judge of the Superior Court. Judge Bozzuto believes that Judge Streeto is doing the right thing in self-reporting this unfortunate incident to the Judicial Review Council.  She is also requiring that Judge Streeto submit to remedial training.

Blog fans see right thru the silly statement. The superior court delivers schizophrenic justice. Bozzo can’t even get judges to come to work. Bozzuto states she will do nothing, abdicating her responsibilities to allow the Judicial Review Council to make it go away, as is their judicial protective function, while forcing Streeto to remedial submissive training where Bozzuto and Ficeto will be the latex clad doms instructing the errant sub to properly eat pussy rather than suck dick, an exercise of sound judicial discretion. Judge Streeto issued her own attempt to deflect public rage, stating:

I recently provided to staff members candy that was inappropriate. It was meant as a gag gift for staff with whom I am friendly. It is clear to me that my action was completely unacceptable, unprofessional, and unbecoming of my position. I take full responsibility for it and sincerely apologize for my poor judgment. As such, I have referred this matter to the Judicial Review Council for an investigation and review. I have also been in contact with the Chief Court Administrator and will be completing additional training as directed by her. I can assure court staff, my colleagues, and members of the public that such an incident will never happen again.

Streeto really lays in the pun on labeling a bag of dicks a ‘GAG’ gift … yeah, that was the idea all along, and she still can’t stop vocalizing it. But public assurance of no repeat comes only with firing Streeto, a 53 year old woman with the mind of an adolescent teenager pretending she is a trusted administer of justice.

There is no ability to remediate such a fool, nor is there reason to abandon the illusion of Code of Judicial Conduct, where judges are to uphold judicial integrity, avoiding impropriety, while promoting public confidence in the courts … right! Streeto blew that completely; not that the public trusts Corrupiticut’s courts in the first place. Even the Hartford Courant opinion states:

The decision to bring bags of x-rated candy to work and put them on the desks of subordinates requires no particularly refined judgment at all. None. You don’t do it. We address judges as “Your Honor.” We abide by these traditions because it is crucial to a society that is based on freedom under the rule of law that that law is respected by those who live under it. When it is not, the consequences are imposed by the handful of our fellow citizens we have elevated above ourselves. That simple vision of what can be a complex system makes no room for judges imposing their notion of a “gag gift” on subordinates.

Blog aficionados are not surprised by the gag effort of a bag of dicks, years of blog have highlighted the demented minds of the miscreants in black robes, for which blog legal department advises the following:

Decency, security and liberty alike demand that government officials like Streeto shall be subjected to the same rules of conduct that are commands to the citizen. In a government of laws, existence of the government will be imperiled if it fails to observe the law scrupulously. Our Government is the potent, the omnipresent teacher. For good or for ill, it teaches the whole people by its example. Judicial misconduct is contagious. If the Government becomes a lawbreaker, it breeds contempt for law; it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy.

Anarchy upon us, idiots nominated to the bench by a gubernatorial moron, acting on advice of leftist machine, approved by stamp of a doting committee of lawyers doing thy master’s bidding, confirmed by vote of persons who represent not free sovereigns, but private deviant agendas. The gag is not a gift, it is a wake up call!

Judge Streeto’s love note to her subs.