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Kenneth Ventresca

Elmo Decries Jewish Conspiracy

    Elmo’s latest outburst has PBS and the First Amendment under siege. After the federal government slashed public broadcasting funds, the beloved red muppet snapped—launching into a bizarre rant on “Elmo’s World” about censorship, corporate influence, and political corruption. Authorities responded with overwhelming force: a SWAT raid on Sesame Street, sealed warrants, and cries of “domestic muppet extremism.” Puppets were detained, trash cans overturned, and cookies confiscated. Critics say it’s a chilling escalation of free speech suppression. Muppet veterans Statler and Waldorf called it “the worst show we’ve ever seen.” Satire or serious overreach? You decide.

    Milking Overtime

      What could be better than having a job where all the best doughnut shops are visited daily, where glazed and powdered sugar brighten the morning and the evening. Oh, the joys of being a cop in Connecticut! Smother the jelly donuts with overtime and enjoy the ride. Law enforcement milks a simple murder for an extra million dollars worth of doughnuts, while feigning a murder investigation, overtime is such a racket that only police can get away with it. Jen Dulos was mutilated in her garage in New Cannan back in May 2019. Pretty simple case to solve. Mopped up blood stains in garage defined the murder scene, amount of… Read More »Milking Overtime