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Attorney Misty Simmons

Recovering Queen

    The now famous blog introduces Attorney Misty Simmons, billed as the ‘RECOVERING QUEEN’ by the dykish firm of FreedMarcroft. Misty has taken over the Sakon case after the departure of blog favorite Attorney Jenn Shukla. Misty promises to be bloglicious as her childhood was even more fucked up than Jenn’s. Misty’s ingrained father hatred is rooted in her defective upbringing by her single mom, unwanted pregnancies, in a household headed by grandma. A worthless law degree from Quinnipiac secured her existence at the bottom of the legal food chain in family court. She claims great holiness in working with families in conflict and loves the cash from pitting mothers against… Read More »Recovering Queen