ROBOT DOG DADDY: DHS Official Joseph Scallan Defends Sex with Machines, Dodges Family Court Truths
In a case that sounds more like science fiction than family law, DHS official Joseph A. Scallan III—who once argued that sex with robot dogs isn’t bestiality—is now being handed custody of his traumatized children by the D.C. Family Court. Despite medical proof of traumatic brain injury and abuse verified by renowned neurologist Dr. S. Gregory Hipskind, the court slashed Scallan’s child support to $75 and ordered “reunification.” Behind him are rookie guardians ad litem from Jones Day LLP. Advocates say the court is ignoring science, enabling abuse, and punishing the protective mother. This isn’t justice. It’s a federal disgrace.
