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Robot Dog Daddy: DHS official defends robot dog sex, mocks son, and gets custody. Court ignores brain trauma scans and punishes protective mother.

ROBOT SEX PROMOTION SCANDAL

    Joseph Scallan, a DHS official, defended sex with robot dogs. Now he’s promoted—while D.C. courts ignore brain trauma in his children documented by top experts. Scallan shared a graphic video showing robotic dog sex, claiming “It’s not bestiality if it’s not a real dog.” Days later, he landed a $189,950 federal promotion with Top-Secret clearance. At the same time, D.C. Family Court discredited brain scans from top neurologist Dr. S. Gregory Hipskind—personally tapped by Dr. Daniel Amen to help lead the White House Brain Health Initiative. The kids suffer. The father profits. And the court sides with the abuser.

    Joseph A. Scallan III

    ROBOT DOG DADDY: DHS Official Joseph Scallan Defends Sex with Machines, Dodges Family Court Truths

      In a case that sounds more like science fiction than family law, DHS official Joseph A. Scallan III—who once argued that sex with robot dogs isn’t bestiality—is now being handed custody of his traumatized children by the D.C. Family Court. Despite medical proof of traumatic brain injury and abuse verified by renowned neurologist Dr. S. Gregory Hipskind, the court slashed Scallan’s child support to $75 and ordered “reunification.” Behind him are rookie guardians ad litem from Jones Day LLP. Advocates say the court is ignoring science, enabling abuse, and punishing the protective mother. This isn’t justice. It’s a federal disgrace.